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 Excellent 4.8 | 14,678 Verified Reviews
šŸ† Bold, not boring
šŸ’… Trendsetter energy
šŸŽ Perfect gag gift

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    ā€œHonestly obsessed. I wore it to brunch and got five compliments before the mimosas hit. Itā€™s cheeky, cute, and lowkey empowering. If youā€™re gonna make a statementā€”make it sparkle šŸ’–ā€Want a few more review styles to mix in? I can do flirty, sarcastic, or even posh.

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    Looking for something unforgettable? You found it.
    This is the gift that makes people laugh, blush, and then immediately ask where you got it.
    Perfect for birthdays, bachelor parties, anniversaries, or just to surprise someone with a wicked sense of humor.

    Disclaimer:Ā All items are pre-owned or reworked. Trademarks are owned by their respective brand owners. No brand owner endorses or sponsors this ad or has any association and/or affiliation with Nouve.

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    All orders take 3-5 days for processing until your order is shipped.Ā You will receive a tracking numberĀ via email or sms once the order has been shipped.

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    Worldwide:Ā 5-10 business days

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    If you're not 100% satisfied within the first 120 days, just send it back to us and we'll give you a full refund.

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    šŸ¤£ Pull. Pop. Laugh. Repeat.

    Yes, it moves ā€” literally.
    Give the little ring a tug, and watch it rise.
    Itā€™s part prank, part art, and 100% guaranteed to make people burst out laughing.
    Perfect for shocking your friends, breaking the ice at parties, or just spicing up your everyday look.

    ā€œI wore it once. Now everyone wants one. Instant legend.ā€

    šŸ’„ Be the Main Character

    Whether youā€™re at a bar, a festival, or a casual hangout, this necklace demands attention.
    Itā€™s not subtle ā€” and thatā€™s the point.
    Youā€™ll go from ā€œWhoā€™s that?ā€ to ā€œI need that!ā€ in seconds.
    Forget pickup lines ā€” this pendant starts the conversation for you.

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    Is it Subtle or Statement?

    Depends how you style it, babe. Layer it for a wink of cheek or wear it solo for full sass mode.

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    Can I wear it to brunch with my nan?

    If your nanā€™s got taste and a sense of humourā€”absolutely. Itā€™s giving camp couture with a side of giggles.

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    All orders take 3-5 days for processing until your order is shipped.Ā You will receive a tracking numberĀ via email or sms once the order has been shipped.

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    Worldwide:Ā 5-10 business days

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    Once you have received your tracking number you can input on the website below to see the status.

    Tracking Site:Ā https://www.17track.net/en

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    If you would like to return your product it's not a problem! You can contact us at trynouve@gmail.com and our support team will give you the following instructions.

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    Wore it to a festival and got stopped six times. People love it. Itā€™s cheeky but weirdly elegant? I layered it with pearls and it looked like high fashion with a wink. 10/10 would wear to brunch, date night, or just to cause a stir. Wore it to a festival and got stopped six times. People love it. Itā€™s cheeky but weirdly elegant? I layered it with pearls and it looked like high fashion with a wink. 10/10 would wear to brunch, date night, or... Wore it to a festival and got stopped six times. People love it. Itā€™s cheeky but weirdly elegant? I layered it with pearls and it looked like high fashion with a wink. 10/10 would wear to brunch, date night, or just to cause a stir.

    Jade

    Hen party hero šŸø

    "Bought 5 for the girls and they were a HIT. Everyone was obsessed. Theyā€™re lightweight, shiny, and just the right level of naughty. We wore them with matching pink fits and it was giving ICONIC." "Bought 5 for the girls and they were a HIT. Everyone was obsessed. Theyā€™re lightweight, shiny, and just the right level of naughty. We wore them with matching pink fits and it was giving ICONIC." "Bought 5 for the girls and they were a HIT. Everyone was obsessed. Theyā€™re lightweight, shiny, and just the right level of naughty. We wore them with matching pink fits and it was giving ICONIC."

    Sophie

    Didnā€™t think Iā€™d love itā€¦ but I do

    "Got it as a joke gift from my girlfriend and now I wear it all the time. Itā€™s surprisingly well made and gets a laugh every time. Even my mum clocked it and said ā€œstylish, but bold.ā€ "Got it as a joke gift from my girlfriend and now I wear it all the time. Itā€™s surprisingly well made and gets a laugh every time. Even my mum clocked it and said ā€œstylish, but bold.ā€ "Got it as a joke gift from my girlfriend and now I wear it all the time. Itā€™s surprisingly well made and gets a laugh every time. Even my mum clocked it and said ā€œstylish, but bold.ā€

    Tom

    Lowkey obsessed

    "Didnā€™t expect to feel cute wearing a penis necklace but here we are. Itā€™s giving camp, itā€™s giving confidence, and it weirdly goes with everything. I wear it with my oversized blazer and itā€™s a vibe." "Didnā€™t expect to feel cute wearing a penis necklace but here we are. Itā€™s giving camp, itā€™s giving confidence, and it weirdly goes with everything. I wear it with my oversized blazer and itā€™s a vibe." "Didnā€™t expect to feel cute wearing a penis necklace but here we are. Itā€™s giving camp, itā€™s giving confidence, and it weirdly goes with everything. I wear it with my oversized blazer and itā€™s a vibe."

    Marcus

    Perfect mix of sass + style

    I love jewellery that makes people do a double take. This oneā€™s subtle enough to pass as abstract, but bold enough to make a statement. Wore it to a gallery opening and got compliments from strangers. I love jewellery that makes people do a double take. This oneā€™s subtle enough to pass as abstract, but bold enough to make a statement. Wore it to a gallery opening and got compliments from strangers. I love jewellery that makes people do a double take. This oneā€™s subtle enough to pass as abstract, but bold enough to make a statement. Wore it to a gallery opening and got compliments from strangers.

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